Funny Shit
Here is a joke ok; A russian man was walking in a ally and he comes apon a magic bottle. So he picks it up and picks it up and rubs it. A genie pops out and says he will grant him one wish. Now the man loved Vodka. He wanted something different and a way to have Vodka for ever. So he decides he wants to pee vodka. The genie grants him his wish. The man goes home to his wife Natasha and ask's for two glasses. He pees in the glasses and he says "It smells like Vodka, tastes like Vodka, so it is Vodka. So every Saturday night they would drink his vodka. Untill one saturday night the man goes "Natasha bring me ONE glass please." She says "But what about me?" He says "Tonight Natasha, you drink from the Bottle"

Here is another one: Ok a man and woman just got done having sex at 2 in the morning. The girl wanted some chocalate, so the guy went to the corner store NAKED. He thought since it is 2 nobody will be out. The worker at the corner store was a lady, so he was a little embaraced. He was walking back to the apartment with his 2 chocalate bars. He sees 3 nuns in the distance, so he jumps in the bush, but the bad thing was his mouth was out and so was his cock. The nuns walk by and they think it looks like a slot machine. So one puts a quarter in and yanks on his cock and out comes a chocalate bar. The next does the same thing and gets another chocalate bar. The third nun says, "Maybe if I pull really hard, something special might come out!" So she does, she puts a quarter and yanks really hard and she says, "Look I got white chocalate!"

Funny Shit huh?

Limp Bizkit, what kinda music are they??
Limp Bizkit, they are a awesome group and also confusing. Well this is why, there first cd was hard rock, there second was still rock, but it started to go to rap/rock, there third was there best, but it was still in that area rap/rock. I heard that they are working on another album soon, so I wonder what it is going to be like this time??? Fred Durst is producing Puddle Of Mudd, which is a local band down here and they are fucking awesome! Well as you heard the kinda broke up, well Wes is gone, they just released a new albulm and it is just all there old songs remixed, its pretty good!

J Rod

Up In Smoke
Up In Smoke is the best bar in town. There food is great, they have the best appetizers, Smoked Chicken Wings, it was rated #1 in state. It is a biker place. The have great cobbler too. It has tons of different kinds of meat and they are all good.

Fanning